CR (deer).

Will
fellas is it gay to

The fucking beacon of Mike's world, must be protected at all costs, send text.

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DUSTIN
i call bull on your logic

Best friend. Loyal and lovable. The only weirdo Mike knows who would adopt a baby demogorgon for science.

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Steve
dumbasses supreme

Reluctant babysitter-slash-guardian. Always trying to get Mike to eat vegetables or brush his hair or be emotionally vulnerable with him and stuff.

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eleven
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max
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robin
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Dadpool Deadpool
that part of thrift shop where it's just like "what what, what, what"

Bother figure and role model. The only adult Mike trusts here. Convenient for awkward tween questions.

Breeze
why do you have a machete

Good friend, whether they both like it or not. They make a pretty good team.

Jonathan
big-bro-in-law

Will's less cool older brother, only he's actually pretty great.

Billy
stinky trash garbage

Steve's boyfriend. Gross jerk. Keeps changing the channel while Mike's watching TV.

Chloe
it's free real estate food

Knew him on his previous stay. Gives him real (ew) food and emotional support sometimes.

Wynonna
danger aunt

Kind of like a cool-but-irritating Joyce-type. Set Mike's broken nose.

frank
who's this asshole?

Who's this asshole?

laura
wolverine 2

Has knives in her hands, which is really cool, but was raised in a lab, which is really not cool

peter g.
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arya
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eliot
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